Kaidooooh. Are you running out of toilet paper or something? You've got skidmarks in your underwear. That's nasty dude, I know I'm supposed to be washing our laundry for now, but come on, help me out here and wipe that ass of yours!

So I had this mango. And I took a few bites out of it. Until I saw something moving inside of the fruit after the first few bites. They were little white worms.

I feel woozy.